asian:

I WILL NEVER SEXT WITH AUTOCORRECT ANYMORE I FUCKED UP

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allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

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anythiingbutmine:

retrogamingblog:

Cubone

First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint

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samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

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vanillish:

walking into class then seeing a sub

image

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the-anal-rapist:

gayseawitch:

dicksplit:

I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”

probably you can only get “ikr”

image

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perlockholmes:

vantasass:

skeetbucket:

A fork, knife, and spoon all in one
Chopsticks with a soup spoon
2013 we did it

YEA ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YU GO TO TAKE A BITE OFF YOUR FORK AND GET THE CORNER OF MOUTH SLICED OPEN JOKER STYLE BY THE KNIFE PART OF IT

do you want to know how I got these scars?

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djritch:

De La Soul - Me, Myself And I  (video clip)

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